In The Beginning I,...

  Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to my much anticipated new blog. The title, Maladaptive Behavior, is a term from the mental health field. I have chosen to use it because I feel it accurately describes the generally twisted way we as a species interact with one another...and it rolls well off the tongue, don't you think? Of course you do.
  The topics I will cover in this forum will range from politics and current events, science and technology, sports and culture, and weird porn. If it interests me, I'm going to talk about it. I hope you will indulge me and read my thoughts as well as offer yours. If your thought sucks, I won't hesitate to inform you. You should adjust your incorrect thoughts according to my directions.
  I intend to offer you these precious, precious thoughts several times a week, so your responsibility to stay informed by me requires some diligence on your part, as I'm sure you understand. Please don't take this lightly, as it will be your job to bring others into the fold as you become better informed, smarter, and thus, better than the uninitiated.
  Your first lesson will be ready within the next two days. As God once said to the monkeys, prepare to evolve, bitches.
Contact me at: thisistruth4you@gmail.com